Mariah Carey Leaves Her Legacy....

Bless this boy. God bless him. If anyone can recall the hilarious captions and translations VH1 placed onscreen when Caviar (For the Love of Ray J) spoke, than you can truly appreciate this video below. (Shout out to contributer "me the original")



Ahhhhh, just when you thought it was over....take one more gander if your stomach can take it. Again, READ the captions.

Amelia Earhart 2009

Bless her heart. I understand we're NOT supposed to understand the minds of creative artists...but this is just wrong.

1. Amelia Earhart hat, complete with goggles for wind protection?

2. ENTIRE yaki hair package on the left side of her head.

3. The home pants your mother would wear to run to the store circa 1994.

Whyeee Erykah? Ms. Badu get's an epic fail.

Bad Eyebrow Phenomenon Part Deux

Remember this abomination from last week? Thanks to a fellow fan we have a video to give us more visual on the bad eyebrow phenomenon.
This video in no way shape or form is meant to offend anyone. Pay attention to the brows ladies...this is a nightmare come true...take a gander at my last tribute to the Sharpie women of the world...



*sigh* LOL @ the accompanied track...

Stars Without Make Up

Left: Kim Kardashian first thing in the morning
Right: Kim Kardashian after make-up session

Ping Pong...More Important Than Life Itself

For those of you who thought Ping Pong was just a recreational time-passer, think again. Catch your boy celebrate down below....LOL @ his ONE point, by the way...

Beat Freak

I'm not sure on the content, but the beat is enough for one to melt...enjoy....

Imitation is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery

No, your eyes aren't playing tricks on you. Lambchops is Miss New York's alter ego.

For Your Viewing Pleasure

SO! For all those who enjoy fat deposits around the lower half of our equator line, here you are: Angela Henderson. I specifically posted this due to an interesting conversation online yesterday (shout out to Bossip.com).

After commenting on how terrible I felt her face looked (later to find out this was just a really bad pick of the bunch) I recieved MUCH backlash on my comment. Am I wrong ladies and gents? Is her face as delectable as "they" claim?

What in Heaven's Name?!

I'm sorry Jermaine...I've had to pick on you today...

Ladies and gentleman, I apologize if this picture offends you in any way possible. I came across this picture of one of the spawns of Joe Jackson this morning, and I had to post. Is his face melting? Why does his hair resemble something on a male relaxer kit at Sally's Beauty supply store? So many questions.

Do me a favor and google "Max Headroom." Is there a resemblance?

Welcome!

Well, who isn't blogging around these days? Hence, my creation of this site...because I am bored at the job I am oh-so-blessed to have (so they say) during this recession...and thus the name, "When Boredom Strikes."

I must explain some basic and simple rules to help you all understand the thought process to these future blogs:

1. There is no direction, theme, or point to the majority of my posts.
2. I am extremely sarcastic
3. I joke 93% of the time
4. These posts may be old as all hell...refer to number 1.

And with that my friends, I must make my exit. Enjoy and feel free to contact me at any time with suggestions and ideas! I will certainly respond and make note of it.

The Inevitable: X-Men Leaks Before Release Date....Noooooo!!!!!!!!

As reported April 8, 2009 from the Associated Press:

Hugh Jackman said Wednesday that he is heartbroken his new film, "X-Men Origins: Wolverine," was leaked online a month before its official release.

The Australian actor, in Sydney to unveil 20 minutes of completed footage of the film to around 600 fans, said he was upset about the leak but still thinks fans will flock to see the movie in theaters.
"It's a serious crime and there's no doubt it's very disappointing — I was heartbroken by it," Jackman said. "Obviously people are seeing an unfinished film. It's like a Ferrari without a paint job."

Only God knows how long I've been waiting to see this film...don't cry Hugh...I'll be there front and center May 1st...unfortunately, it's to see my favorite character Gambit...but uhm...

see full story:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090408/ap_en_mo/as_australia_film_wolverine_leak)

Bad Eyebrow Phenomenon

Any of these eyebrow shapes look familiar? Do any of these look good to you? I don't know how the male species feels about it, but anyone who thinks the first three eyebrow examples are attractive should be banned from life...or at least from using eyebrow pencils, tweezers, or razors. Take a gander at an offender below:

This hurts my heart. This woman has so much potential to be somebody in life. *sigh*

***As a tribute to a dear reader who suggested this link (I'll actually upload it when I learn how), take a peek to laugh/cry your heart out....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBPBoAp-NV0&feature =related...
Thanks to "me (the original)."